Early evening. The shadows lengthen. All is quiet on the farm. A glass of wine. A mystery novel. It is my favourite time of day. If I’m very, very quiet the rabbits come out to play.
“I beg your pardon, Miss Virginia. I do appreciate you took the advice of your Texas friend, Miss Jo Nell, and put a rabbit proof fence around your tulips.” I looked up from my book to see Oswald, gentleman rabbit, had left supervising the play time of two young bunnies and joined me on the patio.
“Just some leaves nibbled and a few blossoms lost. No worries, dear Oswald. Tell me, what is happening in the rabbit world?”
Oswald circled the basket wondering if there was room for both him and a rather large shell. Rabbits like to be quite comfortable when they chat about their day.
“It is tight quarters, but I do so like the smell of the ocean.” Oswald tucked his rather large feet under him. Wrinkled his nose. He began to bring me up to date on the comings and goings in the rabbit world.
“Old growth trees on The Island. They are planning to harvest them. Terrible, just terrible. Over 250 years old and when they are gone they are gone forever. We have a few of our chaps in the Sierra Club. We’ll see what we can do. Of course the bee thing. It’s ongoing. We’re having the most success in the city. More flowers there then in the country. Then there’s NETFLIX. It is our most ambitious project yet!”
“NETFLIX? What has NETFLIX got to do with your stewardship of all things growing Oswald?” I asked.
“Watch the movie Watership Down. The BBC production . Listen for a deep, and rather ominous voice, ‘In the beginning Frith made the World’. It is the beginning of Watership Down.” Watch it and perhaps weep a little. It is our world.
“I had no idea rabbits were involved in the entertainment business?”
“We’ve come a long way from ‘What’s up Doc? rabbit cartoons” replied Oswald as he tossed back his ears, licked a paw and smoothed his fur.
And with that my dear Oswald left his basket and the perfume of the ocean shell. He gathered the two young rabbits and disappeared deep into the safety of his burrow.